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DONALD TRUMP: “VOTER FRAUD IS POSSIBLE! WE DID IT IN 2016!”
(Satire…I hope!)
Yesterday, in Podunk, Iowa, Donald Trump said, “I know voter fraud is possible. We did it in 2016 and they didn’t catch us!”
Jen Psaki confirmed Joe Biden was informed of massive fraud just after the 2016 election, but failed to pass the news on to Hillary as he had fallen asleep during the briefing. Secretary Clinton, who conceded hours after news networks reported Trump the winner, this morning commented she’d considered the possibility the election was stolen, but was too damn tired and knew if they could do it to a good-looking, white male like Al Gore she was screwed.
The vast majority of the fraud was caught, but kept under wraps for the good of the nation. Some in key battlegrounds told this reporter they believe it was a conspiracy of overzealous QAnon followers many of whom are walking the streets due to Reagan gutting of the mental health system. Most were able to vote in the name of Democrats distracted by Mark Burnett’s new the reality TV show “Bikini Wrestling” which many believe had subliminal messages suggesting those with an infinity for the color blue or donkeys should stay away from the polls.
